Clarkson’s come uppence or “a Fool and his money” etc.

Oh joy, oh bliss, the smarmy self righteous Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson came unstuck recently when he posted his bank account and other personal details in a national newspaper. After the case of the missing lost CDs containing the personal data of millions of Britons, he was trying to prove that this type of fraud was a myth and we had nothing to worry about.
Well guess what, somebody transferred 500 smakeroonies out of his account ! you don’t say ! well I’m glad. No, honestly I am. The mans earned so much money by trying to sell us cars we cannot afford I’m amazed he even noticed.

The good news is that they donated the £500 to the British Diabetic Association. A well deserved round of applause then please.

After the incident Jeremy allegedly said : “Contrary to what I said at the time, we must go after the idiots who lost the discs and stick cocktail sticks in their eyes until they beg for mercy.”
I’ll send you a pack then eh Jeremy ? and perhaps an eye patch or 2.

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