Oh joy, oh bliss, the smarmy self righteous Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson came unstuck recently when he posted his bank account and other personal details in a national newspaper. After the case of the missing lost CDs containing the personal data of millions of Britons, he was trying to prove that this type of fraud was a myth and we had nothing to worry about.
Well guess what, somebody transferred 500 smakeroonies out of his account ! you don’t say ! well I’m glad. No, honestly I am. The mans earned so much money by trying to sell us cars we cannot afford I’m amazed he even noticed.
The good news is that they donated the £500 to the British Diabetic Association. A well deserved round of applause then please.
After the incident Jeremy allegedly said : “Contrary to what I said at the time, we must go after the idiots who lost the discs and stick cocktail sticks in their eyes until they beg for mercy.”
I’ll send you a pack then eh Jeremy ? and perhaps an eye patch or 2.